Finally! A new site and a new shirt

It's finally here! We've got a brand new website design up tonight, and I hope you all like it. We streamlined everything so that it'll be easier to get to the cool stuff, like the SPOUTBOARD and the Tour Diary. A lot of sweat, caffeine, tobacco, alcohol, and late late nights went into its construction.

This is only the first of many cool things we've got lined up in the next few months, so come back often, go talk on the SPOUTBOARD, browse the Tour Diary, go streaking through a public place, watch your favorite DVD while cuddling with a mountain goat, eat a bowl of chili in the back of a truck, annoy your neighbors with blaring rock music, vote Democrat or Republican, catch someone with their pants down, learn to drive a boat, drink a whole 12-pack before dinner, send a dirty letter to the CEO of Wal-Mart, go visit an adult bookstore and ask where to find a Bible, send an IM to Mark Foley, smash a guitar, learn how to handle a Cleveland Steamer, sleep on the porch, watch a gruesome zombie movie with your mother, go the wrong way on a one-way street with your horn blaring and your hazards on, ask a cop where to find a donut shop, sneak a bottle of rum into a movie theater, and don't tell anyone where you got the idea!